Sunday, October 11, 2009

Opening Post


It seems that Jeff, judging from his overly enthusiastic blog posts, is slowly becoming disillusioned. So, tired of reading his ravings about New Zealand, that shithole of a country, I feel it is my obligation as a friend to give him a rude awakening.

Seriously, there's a reason the country only has a population of 4.3 million. How often do you hear about people illegal immigration to New Zealand? Hell, how often do you hear about LEGAL immigration to New Zealand? Sure New Zealand is developed, but its also one of the last places you would consider. People want to go to GOOD countries; places where future generations will actually have a future, places where they can be proud to live in.

Only in New Zealand would people proudly call themselves fruits.

To conclude the opening post of this blog, I'd like to list a few great things about Vancouver. Not the great scenery, the multicultural vibe, or how the ski hills are only a short drive from the beaches; you can read a travel brochure for that. This isn't a list for tourists.

1) The Canucks don't play when you're at work
2) Bao Chau
3) Canadian beef (which owns New Zealand lamb)
4) Asian girls
5) Ian Hanomansing (what a stud)

There's definitely more, but an extensive list would be longer than the last Lord of the Rings trilogy.

4 comments:

  1. Man, I miss watching Canucks games at home, eating at bao chau, the asian girls and the studly Ian Hanomansing.
    When I get back, Ken, can we do all of these things in one day??

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  2. Oh oh and I know exactly when that Canucks picture was taken. Game 1 of Canucks-Blackhawks last season, Canucks blow a 3 goal lead but Salo puts home the rebound off a 3-on-1 when Brian Campbell pinched in. 4-3 Canucks at that point.

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  3. because I was watching it live as it happened?

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